Maid Duty

If someone expects me to look the part, the least I can do is make a complete mockery of it. I found a comically oversized yellow plastic feather duster leaning against a striped circus barrel in the corridor. Naturally, instead of dusting anything useful, I dragged it behind me, intentionally sweeping a stray discarded prop bowling pin right into the center of the walkway. You think this getup is 'cool'? Wait till someone trips over that in the dark. I gave the feather duster a dramatic twirl and tucked it under my arm like a scepter.