A Spectacular Tumble

Blonde Man surveyed the darkened living room from the arm of the couch, sensing destiny calling! Down below, a treacherous roll of paper towels stood tottering on the edge of the coffee table, threatening disaster. He leapt into the air with the grace of a shooting star, cape billowing behind him, fully prepared for a majestic three-point landing to secure the perimeter. Instead, his boot caught the edge of a ceramic coaster. he spun wildly, knocked straight into the roll, and sent it unspooling into a glorious, fluffy runway across the carpet. He wound up tangled upside-down in the paper, thoroughly neutralizing the hazard. Perfection!