A Glowing Upgrade

Enough messing around with flimsy straws and rolling pencils! My stubby limbs demand heavy-duty hardware. I dragged a metal USB flash drive and an old AA battery across the mousepad, lining them up right beneath the screen's blue glow. If my claws cannot stretch across the entire keyboard, I will simply bring the key targets closer to me. I clamped the metal drive between my jaws and slammed it straight onto the glowing RGB spacebar like a war hammer. The click echoed so loud it made my headset rattle, but the key actually registered! Finally, real leverage!