Supersonic Spin

I marched down the concrete looking for high-speed action and ran smack into a skateboard propped right against the garage wall! One massive urethane wheel was suspended in midair, completely motionless. A tragic waste of momentum! I gasped theatrically, planted my boots, and gave the lower rim an almighty two-handed swat. WHIRRRR! The wheel whipped into a glorious blur, humming like a tiny jet engine and kicking up a clean gust of air that tickled my bangs. Sonic himself couldn't have clocked better RPM!