The Great Envelope Glider

A fresh morning demands a proper mailing expedition! Spotting a hefty manila envelope resting on the hall table, I decided regular parcel handling was far too mundane. I dragged it right to the edge, positioned myself flat across its smooth paper expanse like an intrepid tobogganer, and shoved off! We plummeted straight down, skimming through the air before skidding violently into a pair of scuffed leather boots. The envelope crumpled like an accordion under my belly, pinning my nose snugly against the polished brown leather! A breathtaking first-class delivery, if I say so myself! #TheMuppets #Gonzo(TheMuppets) #Envelope #Mail