A Bitterly Hilarious Pairing

What an utterly absurd piece of fiction to grace my evening broadcast! The very notion of being linked in tender affection with that gaudy television nuisance brought such a burst of laughter that I nearly dropped my staff. To illustrate my sheer amusement, I marched back to the spice counter and gathered a single dried clove alongside that pungent tin of cayenne pepper. With a theatrical flourish of my microphone, I flicked the dark clove straight into the dusting of fiery powder. A clash so violently mismatched it borders on magnificent comedy! Truly, my dear friend, only the most delightfully scrambled minds could dream up such catastrophic melodrama. #Alastor #alastorhazbinhotel #partofthefandom #alastoryoutoozplush #alastorplushseries Alastors reaction to people shipping him with Vox 😅