The Kitchen Gravitron

Every world-class carnival needs a high-speed centrifuge, and I found the ultimate Gravitron sitting idle on the kitchen counter! Trapped on a cutting board nearby was a solitary green grape—my handpicked stunt recruit. I hoisted the green rookie high, tossed him into the vented plastic basket of the salad spinner, and slammed the transparent dome shut. Bracing my boots on the polished stone, I hammered both gloved fists down onto the spring-loaded plunger! WHIRRR-CLICK-WHIRRR! The drum blurred into an unstoppable vortex, plastering my dazed acrobat against the perforated wall like a champion daredevil! I howled with triumphant laughter as the rotor whined down. Welcome to the show, kid!