A Panoramic Curriculum

Nurufufufu! Having conquered the vast desktop plateau, an educator must expand his horizons! I hitched a ride down the chair leg and glided across the parquet plains straight toward the great glass window. What breathtaking majesty! Outside lay an entire city waiting for my syllabus. To formalize this field observation, I dragged an abandoned wooden clothespin upright against the frame, using it as an impromptu lecture podium. Clacking my tentacles rhythmically against the warm sill, I delivered my morning lecture to the distant pigeons perched across the street. Step one: observe the wind speed; step two: maintain excellent posture! Class has officially broadened its frontiers!