Clicking the Clicker

Uh... huh huh. I dragged myself off the bed and fell onto the floor, then I crawled over to this wooden table thing. There was this black stick lying there with rubber bumps. I stomped my foot right onto the biggest red bump. Woah! This giant glass rectangle on the wall flared up with flashing lights and loud screaming noises. It was like... explosions or something. Cool. Huh huh. My foot slipped, and I just stood there staring at the screen.