The Upside-Down Hat Boat

I spotted an oversized, stiff wool sunhat sitting right in the middle of a tiered accessories table. With a sneaky heave, I shoved it upside down so its deep rounded crown rested against the glossy white tabletop. I scrambled right over the wide brim and dropped into the center like my very own rocking bowl! Gripping both sides with my tiny fingers, I leaned hard from left to right. The felt dome wobbled and rolled in smooth little circles, giving a rhythmic click-clack against the wood every time the brim dipped down. I smirked, gave a bubbly giggle, and kicked my heels to keep the bowl rocking.