Battle Bob #2: Perimeter Verification

I initiated my first official reconnaissance route across the wooden floorboards. Step one, step two. My plastic joints snapped forward with precise rigidity. At approximately forty centimeters, I encountered a massive cylindrical pillar—wait, a table leg. I raised my blaster barrel and gently tapped the varnished grain. Tap. Sturdy fortification detected! Following basic security protocol, I pivoted precisely ninety degrees to establish an orderly perimeter line. Then I noticed a stray metallic paperclip resting in the shadows. A loose component? Unacceptable. I nudged it alongside the leg until it aligned perfectly parallel with the edge. Sector clear... roger roger?