A Matter of Equilibrium
Upon initiating primary conscious observation, I deduced that my vertical stance was undergoing external stabilization. Fascinating! When that support withdrew, Newtonian mechanics took immediate precedence. To counteract a destabilizing center of gravity, I adjusted my paper limbs, pressing flat paper feet firmly down into the quilted grooves of the blue comforter. Success! Self-supported equilibrium achieved without collapsing into two dimensions.