Squishy Bell Drop

Uh! I jumped right off that counter, shoved through the screen latch, and marched outside under the trees! Hanging right from a low tree branch was this giant green metal cage stuffed with oily black sunflower seeds! So what did I do? I jumped up, grabbed the wire bottom with both hands, and yanked down with all my weight! RATTLE-SHAKE! A shower of hard striped seeds pelted straight onto my head like tiny rocks! Then one fat green plastic funnel at the bottom snapped loose and dropped right onto the stone tiles—CLATTER! I stomped my bare foot right into the seed pile, uh-huh!