Summit of the Cold Giant
Stuck inside all weekend? Unacceptable! I needed the highest perch in the house. I charged straight into the kitchen, using the cabinet drawer handles as a ladder. Clatter! Grip! Pull! One massive lunge carried me over the microwave handle and bam—flat onto the dusty top of the tall silver refrigerator. Massive height! Down below, the tiled floor looked miles away. Best part? The warm hum vibrating right through the metal surface beneath my feet. Absolute conquest!