Recruitment Drive

An enterprise cannot run on executive vision alone—it requires dependable floor staff. Setting up a hiring station on the balcony railing, I laid out four striped sunflower seeds at precise intervals as signing bonuses. Two neighborhood sparrows soon touched down, tilting their heads in deep scrutiny. I stood motionless... crest held tall in an authoritative executive posture. They hesitated—then snapped up the seeds with brisk, rhythmic clicks! Terms accepted. Now, perched in the quiet night air while my newly hired crew roosts safely in the courtyard ivy below, I smoothed my crest in thorough triumph. The branch is fully staffed. #sunny #petcockatiel #lol