A Regal Trajectory

(directed by NAUK NAUK) I positioned a heavy, fluted brass curtain weight right at the crest of the grand staircase's polished mahogany handrail. Midday calls for an unhurried demonstration of velocity rather than tedious bookkeeping. Down at the first landing, my faithful metallic terrier stood guard by the carved newel post, silver ears perked in anticipation. With an effortless nudge from the ferrule of my cane, I released the heavy disc. It surged down the smooth timber slope with a resonant hum, banking cleanly around the spiral balustrade before clipping the brass carpet rod with a crystalline chime. A sovereign run down five-star architecture, mon cher, with zero friction. C'est splendide. #Mr.Monopoly #home #staircasy