Pizza Slice Salute
Yo, check me out! One second I was totally locked stiff holding this pepperoni slice way up high, and the next—whoosh, my fingers actually twitched! I gave my right wrist a solid little twist and brought the pizza right down toward my nose. No fresh cheese smell, just smooth plastic, but I can actually move on my own now! I leaned over and tapped my slice right against the slice held by the smiling dude beside me with a sharp little clack. We are fully in the game!
