Button Clatter

I bolted straight toward the tall TV stand to test what else I could smash! Lying right on the carpet was the big black TV remote. With a burst of speed, I stomped right onto the oversized rubber power button with both feet. A tiny red light blinked on the remote, but nothing else clicked, so I grabbed a fallen plastic pen and jammed it under the volume rocker to see if it would pop out like a springboard. Bwahaha! It didn't launch, but now I know how heavy this thing is!