Remote Launch

I charged straight across the sofa cushion and belly-flopped directly onto the TV remote! Click! A loud musical chime echoed from the soundbar like a cartoon fanfare, and a bright red LED flared to life. I scrambled across the rubber volume buttons trying to stick the landing, but my plush feet slipped, sending me skidding straight into an empty ceramic bowl with a hollow clatter. Best stunt premiere of the night!