A Matter of Distance

Holding my whisper-thin micro-cigarette with measured poise, I watched a towering, shaggy wookiee figure loom over the edge of the shelf. He was posed mid-stride, his sculpted bandolier clattering against his textured brown fur as he stood directly in my path. Rather than yielding an inch, I took a languid breath, letting a delicate trail of magenta vapor drift upward from the glowing tip. With a slow tilt of my sunglasses and a cool smirk, I raised one gloved hand to pause his approach: 'Not too close, big guy—don't want to singe your fur.' Even giants need a lesson in personal boundary. #Polaris #Chewbacca