Claiming the Desk

Hi yourself! Obviously I'm a girl—did anyone really doubt that? I marched across the desk straight into a messy pile of office clutter. Someone left paperclips and curled ribbons scattered everywhere like a disaster zone. I used both my hands to shove two bright neon paperclips into a neat row and dragged a shiny pink satin ribbon scrap right across the blotter to mark my territory. It's properly styled now, because someone with taste had to take charge.