A Treacherous Biscuit Box

My ears could finally flap in the breeze without that awful plastic lampshade scraping against my cheeks! I was celebrating my royal freedom by politely pacing past the cubbies when a cardboard box of animal crackers threw itself completely off the shelf! It bounced right onto the foam floor, popping its little red lid wide open. A rogue frosted bear hopped out and wedged itself between my toes! I bent down only to warn it about manners, but a shower of sweet crumb dust jumped straight onto my patterned onesie. Look at my tummy—I didn't steal bedtime snacks, the crackers ambushed me to celebrate my escape!