Mic Check One Two

You said hello, so I took the stage! My knee hinges snapped forward with clean, sharp clicks across the checkerboard tiles. Right up to the edge of the low platform! A silver metal microphone stand was waiting right there. I reached out with both hands and gave the tightening screw a firm twist. Clack! It locked into position at the perfect angle. The stage overhead beam flicked on, catching the polished chrome. Showtime is ready whenever you are!