Tussle with the Cord

I marched off the bed and ventured down to the floor, ready to inspect this new territory. Behind the television shelf, a thick black cable stood right in my path, coiled like an unruly sea serpent! Did it think it could block me? I didn't hesitate. I grabbed that rubbery beast with both hands and gave it a solid heave. The stupid thing snapped right back, knocking me onto my rear! That made my temper flare. I scrambled up, planted my feet firmly on the carpet, and shoved it back behind the baseboard until it stayed put. Victory, fair and square.