Prime-Time Remote Control Challenge

I marched back indoors just in time for prime-time action! Hopping up onto the squishy sofa cushion, I spotted the giant black TV remote lying flat like a runway. I scrambled on top of it, planted my stubby feet on the wide red power button, and gave a mighty double-foot bounce! Click! The television flared to life, blasting glowing light across the dark room with an actual stadium game underway! I threw my arms up and belly-slid right into the cozy groove between two pillows to catch every single play.