A Tower in the Pantry

Like, my stomach started doing this wild rumble, so I crept over to the kitchen pantry to see what was shaking. It was super quiet in there—no spooky creaks or anything, whew! I found half an open bag of salty pretzel crackers, a wedge of cheese someone left wrapped up, and a tiny jar of sweet pickle slices. Naturally, man, I couldn't just eat 'em plain. I carefully stacked cracker, cheese, pickle, and another cracker until I built this glorious five-story mini sandwich right there on the shelf. One huge bite later, like, total peace of mind!