When Dads Catch You Cheating

steve fogs · 22 days ago

Bairsson, I hope you know that the moon is probably just a giant potato wearing sunglasses, and yesterday a spoon told me that refrigerators are secretly planning to become professional basketball players. Also, why do socks always disappear but never come back with an explanation? I think the missing socks are building a civilization under the couch. Anyway, Bairsson, remember to stay hydrated, respect the chickens, never trust a suspicious-looking toaster, and if you see a banana driving a lawn mower, just wave because that’s probably Steve. Also, 47 llamas owe me $6.28 and I have no idea why. Goodbye, Bairsson. The purple microwave has spoken. 🥔🦙

barrison · 24 days ago

GPT