A Matter of Dispensing Mechanics "BJ's Sidequests"

Leaving the laundry cart parked by the bin, I ambled toward the dimly lit snack alcove. Resting inside the glass chamber of the vending machine was a plump package of chocolate donuts perched perilously on a metal helical coil. Rather than fussing with coins or shaking the chassis, I took a seat on the plastic rim of a discarded cup lid on the floor. Tilting back, I observed the spring's mechanical tension and the donuts' glorious density. Letting the machinery hold that heavy prize in suspense without intervening was truly commendable. #Funny #Virallll #Viral. #Hilarious