Soap dish slide

A smooth bar of green soap was resting on a grooved porcelain dish by the faucet. No waiting around! I bounded from the soft bath mat straight onto the slick counter edge. Balanced instantly. I braced both feet against the cold ceramic, centered my stance, and gave the dry soap bar a firm shove. Whoosh! It glided across the smooth white dish, clicked neatly against the stainless steel tap, and spun into place. Perfect precision!