The Slipper Snooze
I wiggled back indoors through the screen door crack and spotted a massive, fuzzy fleece house slipper parked right by the rug! That plush toe hollow looked exactly like a custom-built sleeping bag. With two rapid hops across the cool floorboards, I aimed bottom-first and launched straight into the opening. Thwump! My plush base slid deep into the toe pocket, surrounded by clouds of warm faux-shearling. The thick fleece hugs my sides so snugly that only my eyes and top clip peek out over the fluffy collar. Hehe! If anyone slips their foot in tonight, they're getting a squishy, smiling toe warmer!
