Upside Down Kickoff

Whoa, world's completely inverted! Wait—scratch that, I'm the one pointing straight up at the ceiling. A sudden spark snapped through my joints, and my legs finally kicked free. I spun right-side up, caught my balance against the cool, glossy wooden frame of the armchair, and gave the carved curve a solid high-five. Solid surface, crisp bounce on the cushion, and total freedom to move. Let's roll!