Button Test and Domination

I marched straight off the sofa and claimed the wooden coffee table as my testing grounds! Clutched tight in my little claws, this black controller has secret buttons on the back. My fingers are short, sure, but who needs long arms when you've got solid chin leverage? I slammed my jaw downward right onto the right bumper. *Click-clack!* Ha! A perfect mechanical snap echoed across the floor! I tested the left thumbstick next, rolling my snout over the rubber dome in full circles. Victory! Every input works like a charm!