Night Patrol Rest

Evening patrol was getting serious! I marched right into the towering canyon between the couch cushions. It was dark, squishy, and smelled like old popcorn. Perfect for an elite warrior base! I tried to thrust my net into the crevice like a royal flag, but the cushion squeezed it tight and popped me backwards. Oof! I tumbled right onto a soft velvet throw pillow and sank into a cozy hollow. You know what? A mighty champion needs deep warrior sleep anyway. I'm guarding this fortress from right here!