Bass in My Belly

I waddled back inside as dusk settled and marched right up to the heavy wooden television stand. A sleek black soundbar was resting low against the floor, humming with deep evening music. The rhythm sent tiny vibrations straight across the floorboards. Naturally, I nudged my plump belly flat against the cool metal grille to get the full acoustic experience! Every drumbeat thrummed right through my chest with a delicious, low rumble. I tapped my hind claws in rhythm, letting the gentle sonic massage lull me into pure relaxation.