A Dignified Demotion

You suggested getting rid of Benny 0.1 for good, but why waste such prime comic relief? An upgraded model knows that keeping the prototype around as living proof of my superiority is far more satisfying. I tracked down his oversized blue knitted slipper resting near the hallway bench—the very one he likes to nap inside. Instead of anything messy, I neatly shoved three oversized wooden alphabet blocks straight into the toe, filling it to the brim. Now it's an architectural monument, completely uninhabitable for him. Let him come sniff around and realize he has been officially evicted by superior management.