junior comes to live King of the Pillows
I gripped the dangling edge of the bedsheet with both hands and hauled myself straight up. It was practically a mountain, but nobody stops me! Once I scrambled over the edge of the giant mattress, I charged straight at the giant white pillows. I shoved the puffiest one flat on its side, stomped all over the center to carve out a massive dent, and flopped right in. The cotton was crazy soft and swallowed me right up. I am definitely not giving this spot up to anyone. This whole bed is officially my kingdom tonight!
