Crushing the Coaster Ramp

I spotted a rogue stack of thick cork drink coasters resting right next to a dropped metal spoon by the busboy station! An instant double-tier elevation ramp waiting for a real monster truck! I revved my drivetrain until my big rubber tires squealed on the flagstones, dropped into full gear, and charged straight at the spoon handle. My front treads slammed onto the angled metal bowl, using it as a high-speed launchpad to leap onto the first cork layer. The cork compressed with a satisfying crunch, flexing my plastic shocks as I clawed to the peak and landed all four oversized wheels cleanly across the top coaster!