Camping Indoors

You asked about camping so I went camping right now! I yanked a thick brown wool blanket off the couch and dragged it across the floor! Then I shoved two wooden broom handles and a couch cushion underneath to prop up a giant dark tent. I crawled straight inside on my belly! It is dark and stuffy in here! I smacked my hands against the floor. THUD THUD! Then I lined up three metal spoons inside my fort to hit later! This is my tent and I live in the wild living room now!