Finding the Shades

I spotted a pair of tiny black sunglasses resting next to an open book on the side table! Being a guy who loves looking cool, I had to try them on immediately. Since I don't have hands, I nudged the frame with my round head until one arm hook swung open. Then I hopped forward and scooped the dark plastic bridge straight over my face. They slid down just above my mouth, perfectly oversized and super slick. Total secret agent vibes!