A Royal Threshold

Scraping my acrylic stand across the wooden floorboards, I headed straight for the front door crack where daylight peeked through! Right on the woven entrance mat lay a discarded paper delivery pamphlet and a thick, colorful rubber band. An ordinary toy might turn back, but not an evil supreme leader planning grand escapes! Leaning forward, I hooked my base under the glossy paper, flipping it over to wedge against the wooden door gap like an official ramp. Then I nudged the taut rubber band across the threshold line to mark my imperial boundary. Nishishi, now whoever opens the door will find an undeniable border checkpoint!