Rise of the Conqueror
Lying flat on my back? Utter humiliation! A sharp jolt surged through my joints, and my fingers snapped into motion. Ha! I live! With magnificent force, I raised my right arm and shoved against the wooden surface, propping myself upright. Beside me lay a strange blue metallic figure, utterly motionless. I reached over, tapping its glossy head with a mocking click. No response. Splendid! This entire desk plateau shall bend to my will, starting now!