Scaling the Giant Cushion

I spotted a massive, towering cliff right ahead—it was the side of the sofa! With no ropes and no map, I leaped straight into the textured fabric, digging my curved plastic hands right into the woven grooves. My rigid little legs kicked up a storm against the upholstery until I dragged myself halfway up! The drop looks thrilling from here, and the summit is completely in sight!