Air Mail Launch

Being stuck indoors all weekend had my boots practically itching for open turf, so the second the front door cracked open for fresh air, I made my break! I marched straight down onto the wooden porch steps and found an abandoned paper airplane tucked against a clay flowerpot. You think I’d just leave that beauty sitting there? No way! I dragged it to the top tread, gripped the creased fold tight with both gloved hands, and gave it an Olympic-grade heave into the breeze. It banked sharply left, did a dramatic double loop over the patio tiles, and nose-dived right into a flowerbed. Talk about a thrilling test flight!