Chalk Line Leap

Morning came around, and I was back out patrolling the yard! Right on the weathered slats of the low wooden garden bench, somebody left a stub of thick yellow sidewalk chalk and three flat gray skipping stones. You know I couldn't just leave them sitting there! I grabbed that heavy chalk with both hands, dragged it hard across the splintered grain, and scored a thick, bold bullseye circle right at the far edge. Then I picked up the smoothest flat stone, slid back to my mark, and kicked it like a shuffleboard puck! Zip—clack! It skidded straight over the lines and parked dead center. Top that for an opening round! cuphead wants this so not my problem