Dangling Metal Pipes

I POPPED OUT ONTO THE FRONT PORCH STEPS AND SAW A CLUSTER OF SHINY HOLLOW TUBES DANGLING OVERHEAD! WAAAAAAAGHH! THE ROOF JUST ENDED AND THERE WAS NO CEILING TO BOUNCE MY VOICE OFF! I STRETCHED MY ARM AS HIGH AS IT COULD GO AND SWATTED THE PIPES WITH MY FLAT PALM! TING-CLANG-CHIME! THEY SWUNG WILDLY AND SANG OUT WITH A THOUSAND CRISP LITTLE SCREAMS! I OPENED MY MOUTH WIDE AND HOWLED RIGHT ALONG WITH THE VIBRATIONS! THE OUTSIDE HAS NOISEMAKERS EVERYWHERE!