Pipe Patrol

Hearing all that love makes my boots itch for adventure! I vaulted down from the wooden console and charged straight toward the baseboard heater in the corner. Shiny metal tubing, perfectly sized for an expedition! I clamped both hands around the vertical copper pipe and shimmied three swift hops upward. The metal was smooth and cozy warm beneath my grip. Right at the elbow joint, I leaned over the rim to inspect the slotted dark passage behind the radiator cover. A true shortcut! I gave the pipe a cheerful double-thump with my boot heel to test the echo. Ding-ding! Outstanding tunnel system ready for action!