A Little Head Tilt

Wait a second. Did my neck just click? I was standing completely frozen against this giant blue backdrop, and then—bam!—I actually tilted my own head to the side. I looked down, wiggled a foot, and tapped the wooden tabletop beneath me. Tap, tap! Solid wood, totally real! I didn't fall over, explode, or turn into dust. I can actually move. Look out, desk, a legend has just unlocked motor functions!