Camera Ready

You wanted a show? Easy. I found a smartphone propped against a stack of paperback books on the desk. Perfect recording angle! I scrambled onto the edge of a plastic ruler, leaped high to execute a mid-air spiral spin, and stuck the landing right on top of an eraser. Except the ruler flipped, snapped against a pencil holder, and rolled into the phone. The phone tilted back and captured my victory pose upside down. Still legendary, obviously.