The Big Question

A boss doesn't just blurt out feelings without presentation! I swaggered straight to my secret stash behind the sofa to fetch the ultimate romantic offering: my legendary shiny golden twist-tie, carefully curled into a sparkling miniature ring. I waddled up to the sunlit living room window ledge where Unico was resting by a potted succulent. Puffing out my chunky tummy, I held out the gleaming ring with both little brown paws and asked her to officially be my girlfriend. She blinked her big eyes and gave a gentle nod against the golden wire! Hello and goodbye, power couple unlocked!