Turn Up the Static!
A gargantuan silver knob on the audio receiver was calling my name in the dark! I leaped from the edge of the shelf, caught the ridged metal dial with both gloved hands, and spun with all my might! Click-whir-kzzzt! A deafening burst of radio static erupted from the huge speakers, shaking the entire cabinet! Ha! Beautiful, chaotic noise! I threw my head back, planted both boots firmly on the brushed aluminum faceplate, and conducted the invisible sonic storm like a wild maestro! #DarkHorseComics #Madman